oooh.
today,
we
had
our
HERITAGE TOUR!!
how exciting.
farhaha.
im like being weird. ((:
I LOVE BEING WEIRD!!
oh well,
we learnt stuffs about chinatown.
1.like some prostitute street
(dunno why that lady KEPT
DRONING ON about it -_-")
and some gambling street.
yepp.
2.and we watched chinese opera
3.and we went to some
chinese temple.
ooh i shall start with err...
maybe i shan't spell it out.
I SHALL JUST SAY "NO. ONE"
fine.
the prostitute+gambling one.
we went into some heritage place
along the street
that was selling REAL cheap
MAO PAI HUO.
even roxy, billabong de also have leh.
ohh in the museum,
i saw someone at the counter
then she was just like kept clicking
on some bell
AND I SERIOUSLY SERIOUSLY
THOUGHT SHE WAS FAKE.
i tried to verify ok?
and i saw her legs,
it was so white and has NO VEINS lah.
so i thought she was FAKE.
as in made of clay or something.
then later mummsy said she's not.
then i turned around,
and
she was talking to someone else.
OMG. SO FREAKY!!!
and later we went up up,
the tour guide said there's a prostitute's house,
and michelle was like
"where where! so interesting. i must see!"
or something like that lah.
i got really freaked out by her.
SERIOUS.
next is the opera.
quite funny, i guess.
even though i didn't quite understand.
farhahaha. -_-"
and at the chinese temple,
i guessed loads of things the guide
was GOING TO say.
she was like "___(dunno who) had two
helpers by HER side. one is qian li yan
and the other one..."
then before she said, i told ama
that it is shun feng er.
and i was right!
duh.
then ama was like
"HOW YOU KNOW ONE?"
then i said
"cos tv always got one mah.
AND I WATCH ALOT OF TV"
and i flashed a BIG INNOCENT SMILE.
((:
haha.
and i saw some freaky statues:
one with a hei lian(BLACK FACE)
holding on to chains,
and the other one with not-so-heilian,
but with a really really
loooooong tongue and fake blood dripping.
gosh.
then i GUESSED it was the...
HELL GUARDS!!
and i guessed aloud.
AND THE GUIDE SAID
"YES."
farhahha.
im like so smart.
tv makes people smarter.
what michelle always tries to say.
oh well,
after we came back to school
we still had like 45 min, i think.
then me mummsy and bren
discussed the math carnival thingy.
and i suggested evil gummy bears!!!
AND BRONG(BRENDA)
VIOLENTLY OBJECTED.
i thought it was cute. hmm.
anyway, later it got modified.
into this storyline that came MOSTLY
from my geniused brain:
alge-gummy-bear tries to
take over the choc factory owned by
evil willy woonka
who wants to destroy the world
BY
changing the world into choc
(something like the cadbury ad-_-)
and letting it slowly melt.
AND
the choc factory is the source by which
evil willy woonka
gets his chocs from.
so it is up to alge-gummy-bear to
SAVE THE WORLD
through solving algebra questions
which evil willy woonka set to make
him DIE.
the end.
ohh what do you think of my story??
SO CUTEE RIGHT?
whoots~!
I LOVE IT MANNS.
ohh but it's SUPER SUPER
COPYRIGHTED!!!!
smarty pants mua.
farhaha.

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